Foe Jam

20 10 2005

foejam
Just wanted to share a little something I recently learned with other new parents…

If you are too much of a wuss to cut your baby’s fingernails, simply putting socks on their hands to cover up for your laziness/wussiness is NOT a good solution. While it seems like a creative fix, sticking socks on a baby’s hands and leaving them there until you get around to business will only lead to the development of a syndrome I like to call foe jam (finger-toe jam). When you finally remove the socks from the poor kid’s hands, you will not only be hit by the stench of smelly feet coming from the wrong place, but you will also find said jam in between his fingers. And don’t we already have enough messy parts to clean without creating new ones?


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21 10 2005
rene

ewww.

21 10 2005
rene

OHMYGOODNESS! CALEY! I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU! WHAT THE HECK ARE “CATAGORIES”?!?!? HOW CAN YOU LET YOUR MAN RUN LOOSE LIKE THAT?

25 10 2005
Eric

Yuck.

Yelac, have you sold out on sweetest things? Are you blogging here now?

25 10 2005
Caley

not sold out… more like cheating on sweetest things. cause if you notice, i still post there as well. i’m everywhere.

25 10 2005
rene

“cause you’re everywhere….” thanks, caley. now i have damn michelle branch lyrics stuck in my head. and i’d say not so much cheating on me, as jeff and i having to share you. which is pretty much what we do anyways… ;o)

25 10 2005
rene

but once again…catagories?i check back every day hoping that it will be right and everyday… ::sigh::

25 10 2005
Caley

i have nothing to do with the catagories– i don’t know how to change it. that is all jeff. and he does not feel as strongly about grammar/spelling as you or i do, otherwise he would not be able to sleep at night.

26 10 2005
rene

i don’t sleep at night, but for many other reasons than catagories. however, it is the root of my nightmares when i do actually sleep. jeff should be ashamed.

p.s. “spaceballs” is on at 2:30am though, so it’s ok to not sleep tonight. wait, i own this movie…

22 08 2006
Asha

Urg! This defintely qualifies as a bonafide Parent Hackfire! Thanks for sharing.

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